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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

To serve and protect. REALLY, REALLY protect.

So you've got a problem with crime in the parking lot of your store.

You hire former members of the Ghurkas, of the nastiest, toughest fighting units in history, to do your parking lot security.

"Bosses at the branch of IKEA in Nottingham, east central England, drafted in five ex-members of the feared Nepalese fighting force three weeks ago after a spate of thefts and high rates of car crime.

Since then, not a single crime has been reported."

Translation: Criminals in Nottingham may be dumb, but they're not THAT dumb.

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